Rocks in my Cotton Candy

Holidays are meant to be ... ~* frivolous *~ ... You can kick off your shoes and watch tv until your brains begin leaking out of your ears, run outside and feel the grass between your toes or pick up that thing you were meant to do last holidays but somehow, it just ended up collecting dust in a corner. So far, mine has been almost the complete opposite *bangs head on table*

And the story goes...

MINE has consisted of car crashes, police, police cars, police stations, impending court cases, tennis between insurance and towing and smash repair companies and reaching into my pockets and watching dollars fly by like aeroplanes in the sky (with the constant CHA-CHING ringing in the background). Yes, I know I brought it upon myself and I deserve it! I AGREE and take FULL RESPONSIBILTY and blame NOONE but MYSELF, but come ON... with all the bad luck I've been receiving... I feel like it's been clinging on and humping my leg for FAR TOO LONG!!! *shakes leg furiously*

Anihoos... *deep breath*
End of rant

Today, I went to pay for the towing of my car and "That will be $742.39 please." *CHA-CHING* okay, that was all fine, I smiled and took it like a man *beats chest* okay, spoke too soon... because the lady then goes "You're LUCKY you... well... LUCKY you had the accident at the time you did, because next week, prices are all going up!" JEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ LADY!!! I FEEL SO FRACKING WARM AND FLUFFY INSIDE!!! I SAVED MYSELF AN EXTRA 200 BUCKS CUZ I HAD THE ACCIDENT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! IUDHG:KJBF:KJBF"FPKQHDQD"NDQNH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SAYING IM FAT!?!??!?! okies... *deep breath*
After snuffing my frustrations with a (VERY SMALL!!! ARGH!!!) lemon meringue tart... I met up with Ali and his sis and we had dim sum at Dragon Seafood followed by bubbletea and shopping... well... them not me =P the only kind of shopping I'LL be doing is of the WINDOW kind *bang head on table* although I bought a pair of sunnies for $10, since I've been wanting a pair *insert Sir David Attenborough's voice here* since dinosaurs roamed the earth.

WHOA... After hearing David Attenborough's voice... I suddenly... *perks up* feel a whole lot better *looks around surprisingly* maybe I should catch up on some of his documentaries because I MIGHT JUST VERY WELL BE DEVELOPING HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Anihoos... *deep breath*
- End of second rant -

Surprisingly, ending the day with MOTHER FACKING HARDCORE TEKKEN BUTTON BASHING did help relieve the throbbing in MY FREEKING TEMPLES!!! Walked away with winning 80%... okay I lied... 90% of the rounds *smirks* and a FREEKING BLISTER ON MY THUMBBBBBBBBBBBB!!! And DID I JUST HEAR U SAY HANDICAP!?!??! DID U!??!?! HUH!?!??!?!??!?! PUNK!??!?! FACKING BASH U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Btw, thanks bumbumhead =P

damn... high blood pressure... going for a lie down =____________="

posing runs in the family

I dont need anyone to tell me how vain I am *hert hert*
For those unfortunates who have asked to look at the fotos I have taken with my mobile... They can tell u all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *hert hert*
Nevertheless, I think it must run in the family *nods* I've seen the topless photos (with much regret) of one brother who uses them for his msn dp (ain't i a NICE NICE sister embaressing my own brother like that? *hert hert*) while the other one...

has got the pout, poise and attitude *snap* down *snap* like *snap* dat NA MEAN!?!??!


I shall be bringing this up when he turns 18 *smirks*

boreddddddddddddddd-nessssssss

SoOoOooO BORED... man... SUX not being able to drive but i guess i brought it upon myself T__T and to think... one more year of this... *sigh* life seems so gloomy now... i never realised i was such a bad person...


ANIHOOS... i resorted to painting my nails =P
Found some maybelline indigo colour i got in the DOLLY showbag from the royal show in yr9... hrmz... 6 year old nail polish =P... but surprisingly... STILL GOOD!!! *thumbs up* X) and some... bronze with a purple tinge (i guess???) i found on my mummy' table and used some toothpicks to dot some lil hearts on and... OMG how TEDIOUS!!! ESPECIALLY when i had to do my right hand using my left @_@"

Left hand: dodgey... but im proud of the ring finger *tear* ^^"

Right hand: Still dodgey... but i give myself credit since im not left-handed X) and once again... Only the ring finger seems half decent...

So what is with the ring fingers being the only nice ones man?!?! OhHHhHH i know!!! They are reserved for Yunho oppa only *wink wink*

DRUNK too much

Waking up to a beautifully glorious day, I looked out towards the baby blue that lay just past my window and I thought to myself, "Ahhh, life is good!"...


And then it hits me like a brick...

O...
M...
G...


*blink*
*blink*

O_________________________O"""""""


FIRST of all, while I was waiting for my friend to withdraw money from a Bankwest ATM some dude walked past behind me and MOLESTED MY @$$!!! And 2 police were standing a few meters away!!! See, my point is, this would’ve NEVER happened at a Westpac ATM!!! VIOLATED!!! SO VERY VIOLATED!!! Moving on…

On the contrary to what people might think, I DO remember most of what happened last night... Unless I forgot it, which is why I think I remember everything *scratches head* but NEVERTHELESS!!! IM MAINTAINING MY STANCE ON THIS!!! *shakes fist*

So... To all those who fortunate people who managed to escape witness... Last night, me went, metros, and, not good *points to the sky with much gusto and stumble, stumble* I think thats how it went pretty much... a midori and sprite, two tequila shots, one B151, a jagerbomb and a vodka fire engine later...

Seeing as it was our supervisor's birthday, I joined the Atrium crew at metros to GET OUR SUPERVISOR DRUNK!!!YEHHHHH!!! And it was funny!!! HAhAHah!!! But somehow, I managed to get drunk too... and oh man, I've never been so drunk... and NO!!! I didnt say it was your turn to laugh!!! *pouts* But WHOAAAA... I DID figure out a few things: When your drunk, crappy music doesnt exist, and neither does time, or english... 5 hours of metros speaking like how I did back in kindy, and I didnt even realise O_O" *rubs eyes* Otherwise, it was a good time to practise chinese with Michelle and Caroline who I serendipitously bumped into mwehehe~ Now wo de hua yi hen hao *proud grin*

So any other highlights I’ve missed, let me know ^^v But lets see... I remember:

• me and michelle surveying the bars for hot guys to buy us drinks to no avail since we ran out of money so then we just took advantage of drunk Gideon LOL
• sleeping in a threesome with Caroline and Gideon until we got told by the security guard that we weren’t allowed to O_o”
• A LOT of cheek pinching *stares down David and Kenny*
• Anthony getting tipsy when we were JUST getting started and then going MIA
• Layton and COME ON!!!
• The kool jagerbomb *ding ding ding ding ding* thing
• Thang not holding his end of the deal when we agreed he would DOUBLE which ever 2 shots I took (someone’s gonna get philliped!!!)
• Me and Sheldon’s 3 year old-sounding convo
• Convincing Kam I was SO NOT DRUNK *stumbles off into the crowd*
• My reunion with my 2nd cousin
• Gav is awesome!!!
• Chuong and Miguel and Gideon… carrying me back to my car parked after the first (I meant third!!! ^^”) traffic light
• Michelle covering my butt with Loong’s jacket while we were walking to my car
• OMG!!! Just remembered… MUST DESTROY ALL INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE OF LAST NIGHT!!! WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS MICHELLE!!??! *shakes fist*
• Caroline looks sexy driving my car
• UWA
• MY pillow Michelle!!! >_<"
• Making out with Caroline before she tucked me into bed HAhAHhahA!!! SEE!!! TOLD u MICHELLE!!! IMMMM lesbian with Caroline!!! *sticks out tongue*

Got home around 5:30 i think??? and i still manage to spontaneously wake up at 10:30 O_o"

T’was an AWESOME night and I’m now indebted to A LOT of people ^^” THANKS SOOOOO MUCH for looking after me!!! and hopefully last night was the last sighting of my black underwear EVER!!! X__x"

Much much much love ♥

X)

moments...

Have you ever noticed time slipping away from you? Those moments are rare for me... Minutes turn into hours and hours turn into days and days turn into weeks, months, years... and then I look at myself in the mirror and wonder how I could have ever been so unproductive with my time and the whole cycle begins again...

So this is a brief account of what I've been doing with my time int the recent past, productive, unproductive, in all its glory...

Thusday last week:

MY BABY IS BACK!!! FINALLY!!! BOGO SHIPPOSO!!! *smothers it in hugs and kisses* I like the feel of cold metallic black and grey leather *smirks*

Saturday last week:

FINALLY!!! a jjigae pot to call my own and my first taste of dwenjang jjigae MmMmmMmm better than i expected since dwenjang doesnt look exactly appetizing but in the end i wanted to eat it so much i ended up burning my tongue =P

Monday this week:

Shopping for caroline's bday pressie with SEXYLIA *winks* followed by korean ice cream and mashmallow fest and we should BAN shmoogoo from paint... yes we should...

Wenesday this week:

Felli got the CHOP!!! and everyone goes: "FINALLYYY!!!" kekkeke and incase you wanna ask, NOOO i did NOT cry when it got cut off and YES i DID keep my hair kekekek in fact, its on my table right now hehehe~~~

Thursday this week:

Caz and Kim's 21st SUPER AWSOME BDAY PARTYYYYY kekekke everyone was looking DAYMMMM FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE especially the bday girls themselves!!! Much love *does heart shape with the arms* my darling growing up *wipes tear from eye*

Friday this week:

Zanetta's Birthday Lunch at ROYAL on waterfront... wahhhhh wat a sexy place!!! Just as sexy as the birthday girl herself X)

Saturday (today!!!):

Felli FINALLY gets around to blogging about it all *grins*

random update

So last week Mr. Alistair Lim turned 21, and although i dunt have any pictures from his party... i have other RANDOM ONES mwehehe~

THIS is his gumball machine me and yee yang oh, so carefully strapped into the car before driving to his place:


And this is from his ACTUAL birthday (his party was the day before) at karaoke! I forgot the candles for the cake at his party so...

TA DA!!! ^________^v A second chance to blow out some PROPER candles ^^"

and now its "camwhore with cake time"!

*~ Bday Boy ~*


Me and bday boy


Bae Yong Jun flew from Korea specially to wish Ali "Sengil chukhahamnida!!!" ^^

True to myself, I didnt finish Ali's birthday card on time and only yesterday did i actually FINISH and manage to give to him FINALLYYYYYY ^^" And to all those who really wanted to see how it turned out, here u go ^^

open it up and...

Close ups:

burned those hearts with a lil stick of incense and all i can say is... IT STINKS!!! O_o"

It speaks for itself:




Just had to share a GENIUS moment of mine!!! MUahAHhAha!!!
I had a 3 hour break on wenesday so I followed yee yang to her pathology lecture where i deviously decided to make it seem as though yee yang couldnt even spell the name of her own unit!!! MuHAhAHHA!!! As you can all seeeeee, that is a photo of yee yang's own note book where i wrote PATHOLOGGY in huge letters across the top and crossed out the extra G and like i was hoping, yee yang's friends sitting around her all started going "errrr... yee yang u cant spelllll..." *points at the crossed out G and gives yee yang a disappointed look and head shake* mUAhAHHAhA!!! GENIUS!!! PURE GENIUS!!! X) and equally HILARIOUS i might add! X)



And last but not least, HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!! may ur tummy be filled with chocolate eggs!!! ^____________^b

An easter basket i made for my own bunny ^^

black nails, sad eyes, slit wrists

Typical me decided to start her assignment at approximately 12:30 in the morning heh... heh... heh heh... ^^" and i FINALLY finish at 6:15am heh... heh... heh heh... and seeing as im supposed to wake up in 2 hours time ANIWAYS i might as well just STAY AWAKE and do something productive! Like google dbsk lyrics and find weird stuff on ebay heh... heh... heh heh... so doo dee doo dee doo~ its almost 8 and i finally realised i should have BLOGGED!!! ALAMAK!!! *slaps forhead* someone is a BIGGGG dumdum heh... heh... heh heh... OKAY ill stop with the laugh thats not really a laugh now... heh... heh... heh heh... right now! *big cheesy grin*

So these are the ONLY fotos that dont take 50 billion years to load cuz i took them with my mobile and YES people!!! Sadly they are 90% FEL heh... heh... heh heh... oh the vanity!!! When my net decides to be nice to me, ill post up the fotos that were taken with yee yang's camera ^^ So for the people who dont know, these fotos were from yee yang's GOTH PARTY!!! on the 9th of March at Heathcote. I went as a Gothic Lolita and ME... made... COSTUME *point point* in only 4 HOURS! *proud face* well... minus the 3 hours it took me to permanent marker the roses since noone sells black roses unless ur EMO and u know where to find them =P

So in the wise words of SESAME STREET: NEAR!!!

...

FAR!!!

Yee Yang the SeXyLiCiOuS *wink*

HATE THE WORLD!!! SCREW U ALL PEOPLE!!!

SLIT my wrists now