It's SUPERCALLAFREAKINAWESOME!!!

The Judge: How do you plead?

Me: Guilty.

*insert statement of material facts by police officer here zZzZZzZz...*

The Judge: Do you have anything left to say?

Me: Uhhh... I... ehh... Ahhh... *mumbles something that could be spanish for all anyone knows*

The Judge: Monetary penalty of $250, that is all. Take a seat.

*Court orderly hands me Time to Pay sheet*

Me: *walks out of the court room, "Cant Touch This - MC Hammer" starts to play and Fel starts doing the crab dance*

So... It was a little more daunting this time round since I had to represent myself while last time the duty lawyer did it for me (didn't have to say a word), hence the total momentary loss of all understanding of the english language but... Yup!!! TODAYYYYYY I AMMMMMMM AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!! ROCK ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!! BAHAHAHHA!!! Although I haven't exactly accomplished anything at all...

1. I thought I was going to be in deeper @#^! than I am now

2. I CAN APPLY FOR MY Ls!!! OHHHHHHH YEHHHHHHHHH BAYBEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *thrusting motion* SUKZORZ TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WERE FREAKING ME OUT WITH SAYING THEY WILL BAN ME FROM APPLYING FOR THEM FOR LIKE 6-12 MONTHS!!!

And so, the epic (no, not really) saga of the life that revolves around Queen Fel has finally slowed to a standstill and conviction #2 has been wrapped up with a pretty pink bow and settled this morning. God... I feel so incredibly happy and FREE!!! ~ ~ ~LaLaLaLa~ ~ ~ *starts prancing around*

After court I gleefully hop, skipped and jumped to uni for my micro lab but my awesome lab partners finished everything already O_o" 3 hour break... What to do ah? Me and Yee Yang headed off to Pavarotti's to takeaway some pasta for lunch and decided to go check out the "Best Coffee in Perth" a la Epic Espresso. Well I'm not exactly a fan of coffee but I do love my chocolate hehe...

L'angelina Hot Chocolate caught my eye...

"Belgian couverture chocolate combined with whole milk and a dash of fresh cream. Named and inspired by the famed Angelina Cafe in Paris. Quite simply, the best hot chocolate you will ever taste in your life!"

While the Belgian Couverture Hot Chocolate caught Yee Yang's...

" One part Belgian couverture, four parts textured milk and foam. Our signature chocolate is a blend of the highest quality Belgian couverture containing a high proportion of cocoa butter."

Sounds deleriously decadent no? And I must say, it really was the best hot chocolate I've ever had!!! It was so rich and smooth... MmmMmmMmm...

note: this is according to my poorly travelled and palate? What's that? standards, but hey, it made the "Best in the West" so that must count for something yah?

Apparently I heard Max Brenner's or whatever those lucky bastards in the eastern states have is super awesome so I must try that one day to compare X) Imagine chocolate mudcake made with couverture chocolate... *drool*

SEXYee Yang + pesto + hot chocolate = explosion in ur pants (time to hide before i get slapped bAhHAhAH!!!)

I CAN APPLY FOR MY L's AGAIN!!! and ur a loser too bAHhAhhaha!!! =P

Oh yah going to ECOMS ball!!! YAYYYYYYYYY!!! I was thinking of something like this... but in bright red or emerald green or... Hmmmm... any suggestions? hehehe X)

Headed back to uni for a quick 45min nap in the micro lecture then back to the city again and dawdled in Northbridge in eCosway with yee yang and Van. Dude there is like the randomest stuff in that shop!!! *ridiculously enthusiastic infomercial voice* If you want something that will make your lips and nipples (YES u heard me!!!) more pink or steamboats, wheatgrass or if you just want a firmer chest, you know where to look *wink*

Started to get thirsty so we headed next door to icey ice and chilled out with a pile of magazines. Yah those asian magazines SUCK!!! WHY IS EVERYONE SO DAMN PRETTYYYYY!?!??!? *pouts* oh wells life's not fair *double pout* anihoos, head back to uni AGAIN for my compulsory forensic science crimescene practical at 6pm =_____=" and FINALLYYYYY headed back home for some couch potato time X)

Yup... *nods* Today... was a SUPERCALLAFREAKINAWESOMELY GOOD DAY... *sighs in content*

SCADOOSH!!! I used to look like two of my moms put together...

Went to watch Kung Fu Panda and Get Smart today with my two little brothers and they were so excited!!!

One got into the whole panda thing while the other one... well... he got excited cuz he thought we were going to bake a cake of some kind, cuz he's retarded. Jking lah! i didn't really mean that ^^v

Anihoos...

Kung Fu Panda was awesome!!! Some people think it overrated but I did have some good laughs and found it pretty enjoyable X) If my opinion matters to anyone, I give it a 8/10!!! hehe... I only wish they made the movie a little longer, it went by WAYYY too fast. *pouts* Okies... I'm off to learn the technique of the Wu Shu Finger and next time anyone tries to eat my food... SCADOOSH!!! *grins*

Maxwell: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit! Holy shit! A sword fish almost went through my head"!? If so, then yes!!!

I always loved Get Smart when I was a little kid and I remember when I used to watch the show riddled with amusement on my little tv in the afternoons *nostalgic moment* When I first found out the movie of Get Smart was coming out I was actually slightly annoyed because I didn't think the movie would be able to, in any way, live up to the testament of the series and Anne Hathaway didn't even look like Agent 99! But it just goes to show, you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I haven't laughed that much in a movie for AGES and it was totally hilarious!!! X) I give it a 9.5/10 hehe! All I want to add is that when the movie ended, it was a sucker punch to the gonads!

In other news, I bought these cute shoes I found in target last week and thought I'd flaunt them off here ^^ Both my brothers think they are tacky tho, but I say stuff u pplz! X)

*swashbuckle*

Sipped my strawberry daiquiri whilst enjoying the company of a couple of friends in the warm yet mysterious ambiance of the Spice Lounge yesterday night... *dramatic silence*

This was soon followed by major CAMWHORING!!! MUAhAHhAHHAhAHhA!!! *stops in tracks* oh damn... =____=" i used my new camera and i dunno how to resize photos... Lucky for you, u'll be spared from me and yee yang's face overload so just 2 for now =P

Met up with Michelle and we all hopped over to MINQ where we chatted about vegetables and blue legs and what yee yang does during chinese new year before heading home.

Today i made the BAD BAD BADDDDD decision to go shopping... *guilty look* Left with nothing and came back with TREASURE!!! ARrRRRrR me hearties!!! Yes... No more shopping for the rest of the holidays ^^"

Waiting for the guilt of buying a $189 GUESS bag (when insurance won't be covering my crash) to kick in and make me RETURN THE DAMN THING *drools* *hating* *drools* *hating* GUILT WHERE ARE YOU!?!??! =____="

ONE DAY i'll need to be a good wife for yunho and the buying of this cookbook on the food of spain will be justified!!! X)

*Meh* crappy post... brain not working =P i shall just show off my artistic camera skills mwehehe... i call this one "I was meant to be a Girl"... LaDeeDa~ X)

This one was courtesy of taraneh baronay (me and shrek were meant for each other ♥)

Blah, Blah, Blah (could'nt think of a title =P)

Met up with ♪Noelle, Noelle... Noelle, Noelle... Noelle, Noelle... Noelle, Noelle♫, ♥Lisa weesa♥ , and *Ali berry* in the city today for lunch at Jaws *yum yum* and results were... *drumroll*

1st place went to Fel, with8 plates (32 bucks man!!! =P)
2nd place went to Ali, with 7 plates (yeh I know, im jut too awesome *smirks*)
3rd place went to Noello and Lisa, tying with 3 plates and a bowl of udon each =D
OMG!!! FINALLY got to try edamame!!!For those of you who don't know what they are, they are baby soybeans in the pod and I came across them in my bento phase last time ^_^v and I LIKE THEM!!! X) okay, it's not like they are something SUPER AMAZING and you're gonna fall off your chair once you pop one in your mouth, but they make a good snack and you can only love them as much as a person possibly could love a bean, but I was pleasantly surprised ^^

After lunch, we walked around aimlessly for a while and stopped to check out a group of lil kids who were getting the miming dude (see left, yeh you know him =D) to molest himself LOL and also stopped by the korean store to pick up some korean ice cream *YAY* Of course we had to camwhore first before devouring them!!! GO TEAM!!! But Ali was being a bum so no photos of him =P









Doing what we do best *wink*
Noello and Me:
Lisa and me:
After some "Where do you wanna go?", "I dunno =___=", "Where are we going guys?", "Aliiii, you decide! *pout* Be a man! Do the right ting!", "I was following you!!!", "but...I was following youuu!!!", we threw in our hats and decided to call it a day because what were we THINKING!??!?! OF COURSE Ali couldn't be a man!!! I kid, I kid ^^" I was pretty tired aniways.

Oh yeh... Speaking of camwhoring!!! Here are some pics of me new sunnies I bought the day before. $10!!! BAAAAA-gain!!! Me likeyyy! X)

Rocks in my Cotton Candy

Holidays are meant to be ... ~* frivolous *~ ... You can kick off your shoes and watch tv until your brains begin leaking out of your ears, run outside and feel the grass between your toes or pick up that thing you were meant to do last holidays but somehow, it just ended up collecting dust in a corner. So far, mine has been almost the complete opposite *bangs head on table*

And the story goes...

MINE has consisted of car crashes, police, police cars, police stations, impending court cases, tennis between insurance and towing and smash repair companies and reaching into my pockets and watching dollars fly by like aeroplanes in the sky (with the constant CHA-CHING ringing in the background). Yes, I know I brought it upon myself and I deserve it! I AGREE and take FULL RESPONSIBILTY and blame NOONE but MYSELF, but come ON... with all the bad luck I've been receiving... I feel like it's been clinging on and humping my leg for FAR TOO LONG!!! *shakes leg furiously*

Anihoos... *deep breath*
End of rant

Today, I went to pay for the towing of my car and "That will be $742.39 please." *CHA-CHING* okay, that was all fine, I smiled and took it like a man *beats chest* okay, spoke too soon... because the lady then goes "You're LUCKY you... well... LUCKY you had the accident at the time you did, because next week, prices are all going up!" JEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ LADY!!! I FEEL SO FRACKING WARM AND FLUFFY INSIDE!!! I SAVED MYSELF AN EXTRA 200 BUCKS CUZ I HAD THE ACCIDENT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! IUDHG:KJBF:KJBF"FPKQHDQD"NDQNH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SAYING IM FAT!?!??!?! okies... *deep breath*
After snuffing my frustrations with a (VERY SMALL!!! ARGH!!!) lemon meringue tart... I met up with Ali and his sis and we had dim sum at Dragon Seafood followed by bubbletea and shopping... well... them not me =P the only kind of shopping I'LL be doing is of the WINDOW kind *bang head on table* although I bought a pair of sunnies for $10, since I've been wanting a pair *insert Sir David Attenborough's voice here* since dinosaurs roamed the earth.

WHOA... After hearing David Attenborough's voice... I suddenly... *perks up* feel a whole lot better *looks around surprisingly* maybe I should catch up on some of his documentaries because I MIGHT JUST VERY WELL BE DEVELOPING HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Anihoos... *deep breath*
- End of second rant -

Surprisingly, ending the day with MOTHER FACKING HARDCORE TEKKEN BUTTON BASHING did help relieve the throbbing in MY FREEKING TEMPLES!!! Walked away with winning 80%... okay I lied... 90% of the rounds *smirks* and a FREEKING BLISTER ON MY THUMBBBBBBBBBBBB!!! And DID I JUST HEAR U SAY HANDICAP!?!??! DID U!??!?! HUH!?!??!?!??!?! PUNK!??!?! FACKING BASH U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Btw, thanks bumbumhead =P

damn... high blood pressure... going for a lie down =____________="

posing runs in the family

I dont need anyone to tell me how vain I am *hert hert*
For those unfortunates who have asked to look at the fotos I have taken with my mobile... They can tell u all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *hert hert*
Nevertheless, I think it must run in the family *nods* I've seen the topless photos (with much regret) of one brother who uses them for his msn dp (ain't i a NICE NICE sister embaressing my own brother like that? *hert hert*) while the other one...

has got the pout, poise and attitude *snap* down *snap* like *snap* dat NA MEAN!?!??!


I shall be bringing this up when he turns 18 *smirks*

boreddddddddddddddd-nessssssss

SoOoOooO BORED... man... SUX not being able to drive but i guess i brought it upon myself T__T and to think... one more year of this... *sigh* life seems so gloomy now... i never realised i was such a bad person...


ANIHOOS... i resorted to painting my nails =P
Found some maybelline indigo colour i got in the DOLLY showbag from the royal show in yr9... hrmz... 6 year old nail polish =P... but surprisingly... STILL GOOD!!! *thumbs up* X) and some... bronze with a purple tinge (i guess???) i found on my mummy' table and used some toothpicks to dot some lil hearts on and... OMG how TEDIOUS!!! ESPECIALLY when i had to do my right hand using my left @_@"

Left hand: dodgey... but im proud of the ring finger *tear* ^^"

Right hand: Still dodgey... but i give myself credit since im not left-handed X) and once again... Only the ring finger seems half decent...

So what is with the ring fingers being the only nice ones man?!?! OhHHhHH i know!!! They are reserved for Yunho oppa only *wink wink*